Humorous Quotes on Gardening
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One day I shall burst my bud of calm and blossom into hysteria.
Humorous quote on Gardening - by Christopher Fry
Unemployment is capitalism's way of
getting you to plant a garden.
Humorous quote on Gardening - by Orson Scott Card
Love your neighbor,
yet pull not down your hedge.
Humorous quotes on Gardening - by George Herbert
Humorous quotes on Gardening - by Sara Stein:
- I appreciate the misunderstanding I have had with Nature over my perennial border. I think it is a flower garden; she thinks it is a meadow lacking grass, and tries to correct the error.
- A weed is a plant
that is not only in the wrong place,
but intends to stay.
Your first job is to prepare the soil.
The best tool for this is your neighbor's garden tiller.
If your neighbor does not own a garden tiller, suggest that he buy one.
Humorous quotes on Gardening - by Dave Barry
Do what we can, summer will have its flies.
garden quote by Ralph Waldo Emerson
An addiction to gardening is not all bad when you consider all the other choices in life.
Humorous quotes on Gardening - by Cora Lea Bell
My green thumb came only as a result
of the mistakes I made while learning
to see things from the plant's point of view.
Humorous quotes on Gardening - H. Fred Ale
Gardening requires lots of water... most of it in the form of perspiration.
Humorous quotes on Gardening - Lou Erickson
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- When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed
and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant. - Gardening is a matter of your enthusiasm holding up until your back gets used to it.
- You can bury a lot of troubles
digging in the dirt.
I'm not really a career person. I'm a gardener, basically.
Humorous quotes on Gardening - by George Harrison
Nature does not hesitate to interfere with me.
So I do not hesitate to tamper with it.
garden quote by Henry Mitchell
I suppose that for most people
one of the darker joys of gardening
is that once you've
got started
it's not at all hard to find someone who knows
a little bit less than you.
Humorous quotes on Gardening - by Allen Lacy
I do not know the names of all the weeds and plants,
I have to do as Adam
did in his garden... I
name things as I find them.
garden quote by Charles Dudley Warner
I am not a greedy person except about flowers and plants,
and then I become fanatically greedy.
garden quote by May Sarton
A cauliflower is a cabbage with a college education.
Humorous quotes on Gardening - by Mark Twain
As to the garden,
it seems to me its chief fruit is--blackbirds.
garden quote by William Morris
A garden is a thing of beauty and a job forever.
Humorous quotes on Gardening - by Richard Briers
It is utterly forbidden to be half-hearted about gardening.
You have got to love your garden whether you like it or not.
Humorous quotes on Gardening - by W.C. Sellar & R.J. Yeatman, Garden Rubbish, 1936
The trouble with gardening is that is does not remain an avocation.
It becomes an obsession.
Humorous quotes on Gardening - by Phyllis McGinley
Growth takes time. Be patient.
And while you're waiting, pull a weed.
Humorous quotes on Gardening - by Emilie Barnes
We have descended into the garden and caught three hundred slugs.
How I love the mixture of the beautiful and the squalid in gardening.
It makes it so lifelike.
garden quote by Evelyn Underhill, Letters
A garden is the best alternative therapy.
quote by Germaine Greer
Gardening is a kind of disease.
It infects you, you cannot escape it.
When you go visiting, your eyes rove about the garden;
you interrupt the serious cocktail drinking
because of an irresistible impulse to get up and pull a weed.
Humorous quotes on Gardening - by Lewis Gannit
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